A Marvellously Easy Way to Look Botanically BrilliantYou might not be the sort to lovingly whisper to ferns or talk compost ratios over brunch, and that’s perfectly fine. This cream globe thistle faux stem offers all the aesthetic smugness of horticultural success without the mess, the mud, or the mournful wilting. Simply place it somewhere vaguely decorative and bask in its everlasting charm. Why Choose Our Cream Globe Thistle Faux Flower Stem? Splendid Realism: Painstakingly crafted to fool your guests, your mother-in-law and probably yourself Effortlessly Stylish: Looks equally marvellous alone or rubbing stems with other faux friends Surprisingly Adaptable: Sits beautifully in that expensive vase or the quirky one you found at the charity shop Ever Fresh: Unbothered by sunlight, radiators, or your forgetful nature Product Details: Height: 56 cm, which is frankly rather impressive Colour: Creamy green with gentle countryside undertones Material: Premium plastic with an uncanny resemblance to the flora it pretends to be Add this fabulously low-maintenance flourish to your space now and enjoy the thrill of appearing far more plant-savvy than you are

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