No more farting in bed, no more pee all over the toilet seat. End your days of back chat, eye rolling and mother-in-laws from hell. With our Grow Your Own Boyfriend you can eliminate all the negatives of having a real life boyfriend and begin to reap the benefits instead. Sure he's a teeny tiny hunk, but pop him in a bowl of water and he'll soon become the pocket sized other half that will love and cherish you. Looking for Prince Charming and failing miserably? Having a nightmare finding Mr Right? Our Grow Your Own Man will help you forget the dating scene and move straight into the bliss of a steady relationship. Even better, you won't have to endure any snoring, comments on your gorgeous shoe collection, or the sight of him sniffing his underpants and then turning them inside out for another wear. You'll even get to watch what you want on telly every night. All in all, you can build the perfect companion. A hilarious gift for a single friend or unlucky in love colleague, our Grow Your Own Boyfriend toy is the ideal man. All you have to do to make your own is pop him in some room temperature water and watch him magically grow over 3 days to 500% his original size. A novelty gift that can be appreciated by all ages (as long as they're not taken!) this little guy will never let you down or run off with your best friend!

Approx. 7 cm tall and can expand up to 500% his original size!

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